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11 Sep, 2009

Beatles-Themed Cocktails

Posted by: drvono In: Music| Uncategorized

We’re having a Beatles Rock Band party tonight. Since we’re corny and themey, nearly every snack, food item, and cocktail has a Beatles-themed name. For example, our pizzas…

  • Sgt. Bell Pepper’s Lonely Artichoke Heart’s Club Band
  • Here Comes the Sun-Dried Tomatoes
  • Please Cheese Me
  • I Want To Hold Your Ham
  • I Am The Eggplant

And our snacks…

  • Chips and Glass Onion Dip
  • Rocky Macaroons

And the cocktails…

  • Let It Be (layered)
  • Magical Mystery Tour (layered)
  • Yesterday (a Tom Collins)
  • BlackBird
  • The Off-White Album

This should prove to be fun. Hey, grab the zip file if you’d like a copy of the psychedelic recipe cards! Thanks to our friends for a bunch of these name ideas!

04 Jan, 2009

The tattoo!

Posted by: drvono In: Uncategorized

You know how people with like Type-II Diabetes get some sort of a tattoo on their left wrist so people know what they have if they’re found passed out in public?

Well I had a string of symptoms I thought were one thing or another but just turned out to be anxiety with a touch of hypochondria. So this is what I have - nothing. I’m fine. And when I start to get anxious I can just look down and remember that.

03 Jan, 2009

When drvono closes a door…

Posted by: drvono In: Random Thoughts

Men are like waffles, I recently read, in that each part of their life is compartmentalized into little boxes, the contents of which are kept separate from each other. While I don’t think this Eggo-nalogy describes me perfectly, I can certainly identify with the desire to, as the Offspring say, keep ‘em separated.

Online identity, for socially neurotic individuals like myself, can be a very tough thing to figure out. On the one hand, I intensely enjoy interacting and even befriending others through the magic of the interwebs and always have. There is the “drvono” aspect of my life, which I am comfortable with most friends and family knowing about, but not everyone. Certainly not co-workers, bosses, or future management.

Then there’s me — the real me — the Google searches of which you’ll find very little results for. Up until the last year or so, I have been careful to not mix the two. I used to think that was a good thing. But now I want to come out of hiding.

The real me has a lot to offer. I’m an information designer, with a desire to share learnings. I’m a freelance designer. I’m an occasional guest speaker. I need to be able to promote my professional identity online without the full disclosure of all the casual chatting and goofy things I’ve posted online as drvono.

So, I’ve secured a new domain name under my real name, and this site’s days are now numbered. It’s really not that big of a loss. As you can tell, the frequency of my postings has decreased while Twitter and Facebook contributions are greatly increased. The stuff I used to blog about I’m just going to keep sharing via social networking services.

In other news? I made good on my promise and got my tattoo today.

27 Oct, 2008

Test my comments!

Posted by: drvono In: Uncategorized

I think I’ve got the comments issue worked out now, while waiting for a meeting to start that must have been canceled. Why didn’t anyone tell me? Anyway, I’d appreciate it if you tried leaving a comment!

23 Sep, 2008

Comments aren’t working

Posted by: drvono In: Uncategorized

It appears that my anti-spam software is SO good that it won’t let anyone make comments at all! So just save up your thoughts and I’ll get that fixed soon.

21 Sep, 2008

Oh yeah

Posted by: drvono In: Uncategorized

I got a new theme.

08 Sep, 2008

Music, live and deathly

Posted by: drvono In: Music

This weekend was quite enjoyable, thanks to the cool, clear fall weather, and a couple great free shows courtesy of Concrete and Grass. Mears Park is actually a great outdoor venue, complete with a stream, grassy knolls, plenty of shady trees and paths to walk around. Haley Bonar and Dosh were both really solid performances.

So, how on earth did I not hear about Serenada Schizophrana, Danny Elfman’s 2006 classical standalone (read: not soundtrack) work until now? It sounds amazing, like a more open and less commercial take on his usual creepy and dramatic fare. This could be a perfect fall soundtrack.

29 Aug, 2008

Tattoo fever

Posted by: drvono In: Fitness| Music| Random Thoughts

I’ve wanted to get a tattoo for a good 10 years or more now, but unlike my wife, haven’t gotten around to it yet. I know I want Japanese-style because I love the contrast, the movement, and it’s a time-tested, fad-proof genre. I have a couple loose ideas of what I want: a dragon to complement my wife’s phoenix, and splashing waves, and a ship (possibly guided by the dragon - this is based on an old wood block print). I think I’d like to get an octopus at some point too. And I know what it would represent: the connectedness with my wife, the meaning of family, a reminder of my father and his love of the water.

It’s always annoyed me that I haven’t done it, but over the past couple weeks I’ve really gotten the itch. Then today at work, a co-worker asked me if I’d seen another co-worker’s new tattoo sleeve.

“Who does that?!” he asked.

“I would,” I said. “I love tattoos.”

He claimed that I say that, but I wouldn’t actually do that. That conversation would have been infinitely more interesting if I had ink to back up my claim and really put him on the spot.

The lack of a concrete idea isn’t so much the reason for my delay, to be quite honest. I would rely on my carefully-chosen artist to help me flesh it out (so to speak) anyway. But I’ve always dangled tattoos in front of me as a reward for getting my body back in the shape I want it to be, and that’s really why I haven’t done it yet. So I’m deciding right now that it’s gotta be this year - Men’s Health cover or not -  to get an appointment on the books.

Would I get the OMG LOL laughing Jesus tattoo? Probably not, but I’m glad somebody did.

What else is on my mind? Some terrific live videos from artists I like.

Here’s Richard Swift, a wandering minstrel at his own 31st birthday party. He’s approaching Jack Sparrow levels of what I assume to be alcohol-induced aloofness. What I wouldn’t give to have been in that room.

Also, Mute Math does some more crazy experiments, this time controlling lights with drums. It’s like a more sophisticated version of the Clapper.

Finally, I just have to say that I love this badass John Woo-worthy picture of Barack Obama.

18 Aug, 2008

In a world…

Posted by: drvono In: Random Thoughts

Grand Palace, Thailand

Another dream post!

In an uncharacteristically vivid and narrative dream I had last night, I was a boy living in a poor village on the coast of Thailand (I guess it would have to be southern Thailand). The waters were notoriously devoid of fish and the village had no other real source of income, so most barely got by on what they had. However, there was one greedy, rich, and self-obsessed man who lived in a palace. He didn’t share anything he had and I didn’t know where he got his wealth from.

He had two daughters and one son, the latter of whom was my best friend. They all hated their father for not just being selfish with his possessions but also very controlling of them. Being a shameless egomaniac, the rich man had built a theater in his palace right along the coast, and had regular circus/feats-of-strength performances that he forced the family to participate in. The entire point of this was basically to bring more glory to himself. Although the villagers didn’t like him, the circuses were free and their only source of entertainment, so they attended.

As legend had it, the rich man had acquired some kind of power and he could only be killed 1) while performing and 2) by a well-dressed gentleman (yeah, I don’t know). Because this was common knowledge, the man was extremely paranoid and distrusted everyone, including his family, which is probably why he exerted so much control over them. And with good reason - the son was in fact secretly planning to end to his father’s life and restore balance to the village. The two daughters, my friend, and I devised a plan where the son was going to kill him while performing together on the highwire. When the time came, the son decided he couldn’t do it, so I took his place by dressing as him and going out on the highwire. I stabbed the rich man through the heart while he was performing. I actually don’t remember that part very well, except that he didn’t try to stop me.

The plan was share to the wealth with the rest of the village and end these selfish practices. But almost immediately after the killing, my friend started to have a change of heart. As head of the household, he inherited the palace and the power started going to his head. All three of the children descended into decadence and selfishness. In fact, even before I killed the father, the two daughters went off to sleep with their boyfriends (which he had forbade them to do).

My friend and I had a fierce disagreement that night, and it ended with me leaving and telling him, “I’ll be back one day and I’m going to kill you.”

And one day I did come back and infiltrated the palace, but he was ready for me. We had a long fight; me with a double-sided sword and him with tiny needle-like daggers that he would stick in me whenever he found an unprotected spot. I retreated from the fight and went down a staircase to the main level of the palace, where candles lit the entryway. I knew that if I used the candles to set the lush curtains ablaze, the palace would go up and he would have no way out. However, the other innocent people in the house would also burn to death. While I was deliberating, he came back down and stuck me in the wrist with a knife. I pulled it out and used it against him, pinning his two hands together against his body so he couldn’t move them. I did something similar to his guard.

So there I was, holding my double-sided sword against their throats, one on each side of me. My friend seemed to have accepted his fate just as his father did. But just as I was about to slit his throat, there was a commotion outside the palace. Villagers came running in from the streets shouting about an abundance of exotic fish and crabs that had just been caught off the shore. They were overjoyed, and shouting about how they would all be able to live well, and thus my friend’s selfish wealth-hording no longer posed a threat to the well-being of the others. There was so much fish, they were flopping in the streets and even started pouring in through the doors.

I was happy that I didn’t have to kill my friend. And, this seemed to break the control that wealth had over my friend. The dream ended with everyone happily dining together in the palace.

05 Aug, 2008

Go Away, Billy Mays!!!!

Posted by: drvono In: Random Thoughts

LOLMays As if TV product pusher Billy Mays‘ forever-shout wasn’t invasive enough, it seems he has taken on a more insidious, albeit subtler, approach:

Dream marketing.

Last night, I had a dream that a water pipe was leaking in my basement. Before I knew it, the leak was getting worse, and as I looked around, I saw streams of water coming elsewhere as well. I went upstairs and saw places where the floor and ceiling were bulging from leaking water. I needed a fast and easy way to fix, fill and seal almost any surface, and make it last. I needed a powerful, bonding epoxy stick that I could apply for an everlasting bond. What I needed was Mighty Putty.

And all I could think of throughout the dream was, I should have bought that Mighty Putty from the infomercial while I had the chance!!!

Get out of my head, Mr. Billy Mays!!

Mays is slowly becoming a cultural icon, his Lego hair and one-click-paint-bucket beard virtually synonymous with quick and easy solutions to problems you didn’t realize you had. Before long, we should see him on T-Shirts at BustedTees.com, stenciled on overpasses, or juxtaposed against a Zen garden by Brandon Bird.

You heard it here first - Billy Mays: maybe not quite the next Chuck Norris, but certainly a More Cowbell.

Oh, and score! Print Von Glitschka’s Billy Mays mask before your next presentation, and your ideas will sell themselves!


  • Dante: Your first blog post in 8 months! Drvono.com was getting dusty. How was the party?
  • drvono: :/
  • Charles: Wow this is too sad. I love watching Billy work his magic on the screen. Guess Pitchmen is canceled now? :(

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